Okay, here’s a fun topic. You’re probably like me and you think your cat is on the high intelligent side. She shows you where her toys are hiding and entices you to dig them out from under a dresser or another piece of furniture. She lets you know when it’s time for supper or when she wants a treat. She has interesting habits like racing to your chair and jumping up in it before you sit down or sitting at your feet while you read or come running when you’re simply thinking about
giving her some catnip. Your cat knows who she likes and even seems to know who’s at the door even before you do. She walks toward it when it’s someone she knows and runs away when it’s the delivery man or another stranger.
We’ve all had cats with interesting habits and skills. Lily recognized the delivery of her dried chicken treats and would beg us to open the box. Then she’d wrestle
with the jars trying to get the treats to come out.
Olivia communicates to me when she wants the window blinds up so she can watch the world go by. She’s particularly enamored by large, loud trucks. EXCITING! Well, I thought she was pretty darn intelligent, so I tested her. Yes, I found a cat IQ test.
The people behind this test take into consideration how a cat manipulates toys and figures out puzzling situations with her toys, how she examines and evaluates things, her social skills, whether or not they can tell time, copy things you do, open cupboards,
follow the sight of a squirrel or bird, tune into and participate in your daily routine.
So I took the test for Olivia (because she doesn’t read yet). I expected her to excel—be one of the high-functioning cats, but, alas—she fits smack dab in the middle—a high-middle, but still in the middle. The ballots are in—Olivia is simply normal. (Well, that is except for when I elevate her aptitude and intelligence when I write about her character in the Calico Cat Mysteries.) Here’s the test. Let us know how your cat did.
You know how I like to collect photos of cats in nature and in the neighborhood out of doors, among plants, in trees, on fences, under cars, walking across the street, greeting me, avoiding me.
gardens, lounging on porch, hiding in the shade, laying in the sun and sheltering from the mist or drizzle. I’ve taken pictures of cats at the beach, cats in corrals, and cats at cat shows—lots of cats at cat shows. I’ve also snapped pictures of cats and kittens in shelters.
National Tabby Cat Day was April 29. Did you celebrate with your tabby? When I had Lily—who was actually a torbi, I celebrated every day. What a sweet being. Lily was my first tabby. I’d had a Persian, Siamese-type, white angora, Himalayan, a snow-shoe-type, a white odd-eye cat, several calicos and
tortoiseshells and other color varieties of cats, and then Lily showed up. Yup, tabbies
are the best.
ticked, and spotted. Tabbies come in silver, grey, dilute, brown tones and red/ginger. And did you know that most tabbies have at least a
partial M pattern on their forehead and a dark line running from their eyes. By the way, I called Lily a torbie. This is a tortoiseshell or calico with tabby patches or a tabby with tortoiseshell or calico coloring.
Hopefully, those of you who don’t spay/neuter your cats will reconsider in light of the fact that there are so many homeless cats in danger out there in the world because no one is watching out for them.
Your cat has a voice. You can most likely distinguish the vocalizing of one cat in your household from the others—maybe even from some of the neighborhood cats who speak to you from outside.
when they have someone in particular on their mind like eating—“Right Meow!” Olivia isn’t very vocal, but she uses what voice she has—a high pitched mew—almost every day to entice me to get up out of my office chair and play with her.
You may have also heard your cats chirp, squeal in delight (as Olivia does when she leaps up against the walls—I still don’t know what that’s all about). Cats purr, of course, make a little clicking sound when watching a bird out through a window, and they can cry out in pain, although they’re usually quiet when they’re hurting. I imagine that’s an inbred reaction to protect themselves from predators when they are vulnerable. Step on a cat’s tail, though, and you’ll hear that squeal.
Does your cat sometimes seem to follow in your footprints—you know, imitate something he’s seen you do? I certainly see this trait or ability in Olivia and remember it in other cats I’ve loved. Cats watch and they learn—good or bad, they learn. They know, for example what time of day or evening you’re ready to relax in your favorite spot on
the sofa or your favorite chair. Who are you liable to find sitting or sleeping there when you approach? Olivia bats at the window blind pulls and looks at me when she wants me to lift the blinds for her. She loves sitting on her window perch in the evening and watch the world go by. Likewise, she tells me when she wants my office window open so she can enjoy the scents and feel of the out of doors.
Olivia, (as did Lily, and Max) likes to hold or bat at my pens. I often have a writing pen in my hand. Olivia sees this and I frequently catch her holding one of my pens between her paws like she sees me do.
spigot when she wanted a drink. She couldn’t quite manage it, but she went through the motions of turning it on when I’d walk into the bathroom—showing me what she wanted—copying what she’d seen me do.
Lily used to wear my sandals. I’d take them off and she’d slip her paws into them and take a nap.
Don’t you love this cover? Bernadette Kazmarski and I are having so much fun using photos of the real Olivia on the covers of my books featuring the fictional Olivia. This is Book 7, Leave it to Olivia.
Last month—March of 2022—we published Book 56 of the Klepto Cat Mysteries and Book 6 of the Calico Cat Mysteries. So where are we today—in late April? It’s all good news.
Today we’re honoring the cat known as ginger, marmalade, tiger—the orange tabby. This, as you know, is not a breed, but a color with some interesting aspects. Did you know that 80% of orange tabbies are male? Yes, it’s rather rare to meet up with a female. Some of the most famous orange tabbies were Morris, the cat in the cat food commercials, and Garfield, who is still delighting people in the comics. There was a
famous orange tabby in Alaska. He passed away maybe ten years ago, but he was the mayor of a small town called Talkeetna. Yes, he held office there for twenty years before he passed. We visited Talkeetna just before
tabby—or any color tabby—be sure to check out the pattern on his or her forehead—sometimes you’ll see a well-defined M. Often, however, the M is only partial, as it was with my sweet dilute tabby, Lily.
Do you shrink away from the term “Crazy Cat Lady?” To you does this term denote a spinster with more cats than she can care for? Well, not anymore. I wear my Crazy Cat Lady tee shirt with pride. I even belong to an organization called Cat Writers Association and I will wear cat-print clothes and cat ears to the conferences. From the outside, you’d think these conferences were
Crazy Cat Lady conferences, and you may be half right.
I swear Olivia pushes her toys under the heaviest piece of furniture in the house with the least access on purpose—then chuckles behind my back as I writhe on the floor on my stomach trying to fish them out.
nothing. It’s one of those dressers with narrow access to what’s underneath, so I got a flashlight to see what I could see that I couldn’t touch.



