Catnapped, an Excerpt

Here’s an excerpt from the first chapter of Catnapped. I hope this leaves you wanting more:

“It’s okay, Max,” Margaret crooned while leaning forward and placing a hand of comfort on his arm. “We’ll get to the bottom of this. You know we will.”

“What’s going on, Auntie?” Savannah asked quietly.

“We’ll talk about it, later. In fact, you may learn more about human nature before the week is out than you ever wanted to know.” She gave her niece a knowing wink.
smokey2-012 I should have expected there would be more to this visit than playing nursemaid for my aunt, Savannah thought to herself.

“Well, good morning, Lady Layla,” Max said in a sing-song voice as Margaret’s faux golden Persian strolled in, looked around the room, and headed for Max’s shoes.

Rags, who had been lounging nearby, jumped to his paws and greeted her, as well. At least he tried to be cordial. His attempt at rubbing up against her was met with a hiss.
The visiting cat seemed puzzled by Layla’s reaction to his friendly overtures and he sat down, cocked his head, and stared at her, as if contemplating his next move.

Time to intervene, lest we wear out our welcome, Savannah thought. “Auntie, why don’t you two visit? I’ll be down in a minute. I want to hear more about your cats, Max. Come on, Rags.” She motioned for the cat to follow, as if he actually understood. Maybe he did, for he ran after her into the living room and bounded up the stairs ahead of her. When she neared the top of the wide staircase, she noticed that he sat waiting for her on the landing. “Show off,” she said with a laugh. She stared into his quizzical face for a few seconds and then, in a more serious tone, she asked, “Now I want to know, where did you put Auntie Marg’s glasses, you naughty boy?”

As Savannah rounded the corner into her guestroom, Rags leaped onto the bed, walked over to the headboard and stretched up as tall as he could toward the window. She put her hands on her hips and scolded, “Rags, move on. I want to make the bed.”
He responded by jumping in the middle of the bed, rolling onto his side, grabbing a wad of the sheet between his front paws, and kicking at it playfully. Savannah wanted to be annoyed, but couldn’t help laughing at his antics. She picked up the pencil she’d used to work a crossword puzzle the night before and tossed it on the floor. Just as she thought he would, the frisky cat dove off the bed after it. She took that opportunity to pull the blankets up and cover them with the handmade quilt that had adorned the spare rooms in Aunt Marg’s homes for years. Savannah had lost track of who made the now slightly faded patchwork quilt—a great-grand or great-aunt somebody. But she remembered having seen it in every house her aunt had lived in since Savannah was old enough to notice the intricate design of the pretty pastel-print fabrics. In fact, the pattern became imprinted in her memory the summer old Jed Forster died in a barn fire on the property.

The Brannon siblings and their families had all converged on Tom and Margaret’s home for a weeklong stay. Savannah had just turned eleven; her sister Brianna was nine. The two girls shared this room with their twin girl cousins Melanie and Roxy, while the boy cousins slept on the screened-in porch. Each set of parents had their own rooms. Since Savannah was the oldest of the children, she got her own bed. The others shared beds and used sleeping bags. At that time, Savannah was devouring Nancy Drew and Hardy Boy mystery books. She was practically addicted to suspense and anything mysterious. And she had a rather morbid curiosity about the details of her great-uncle’s demise. She took every opportunity that week to listen when the adults spoke about the details of the deadly fire that had occurred a month or so earlier. One detail she wishes to this day she hadn’t heard was the speculation and possibility that someone had set the fire on purpose and killed the old man.

That was her first lesson in the dangers of eavesdropping. Yes, she remembered the quilt. I could probably describe every inch of it if I had to in a court of law, after lying awake staring at it every night that week afraid that the murderer would come back and burn me alive inside this big, old wood-frame house, she thought. I wonder what ever happened to the clue we found the day we were digging around out there in the fire area. We should have told someone about it, but we didn’t want to get into trouble for going near the burned-down barn. It was off-limits to us kids, and way too tempting for a junior sleuth like me to ignore.

As Savannah pulled a soft blue tee shirt and a pair of her comfiest jeans out of the suitcase, she remembered something else. Her two boy cousins, Jake and Jimmy, hid the clue the day they all left for home. Oh my gosh, I remember where they hid it. Could it still be there?

Her thoughts were interrupted by her aunt’s voice over the room-to-room intercom. “Savannah, your coffee’s getting cold and Layla is hungry.”

“I’ll be right down,” Savannah called into the speaker. I should unpack and hang up my clothes, she considered. And then, Later, she decided. I want to hear more about Max’s cats. She stopped, a thoughtful look crossing her face. And what did Auntie mean about getting to the bottom of it? The bottom of what? It’s obviously something about cats…and human nature. Max and Aunt Marg seem so concerned. What could be going on?

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Writing About Cats

oaktreealylily-028Readers of Catnapped and my pre-publication readers for the next in the mystery series, Cat-Eye Witness, tell me that they have enjoyed getting to know the cats in my stories—especially Rags, the klepto cat. I had fun designing Rags. And I did so from cats I’ve known. I haven’t actually been acquainted with a true kleptomaniac cat. But I’ve read about them with interest. What possesses a cat to wander off to neighbors’ homes and return carrying various—sometimes large and cumbersome—items? There’s a video on YouTube as we speak showing a cat waddling home night after night carrying bras, sunglasses, tee shirts, flip flops and more. They also scan across a large display of his contraband that they’ve collected.

While I patterned Rags loosely from my mother’s beloved cat, Smokey—as far as looks and personality—I came up with the klepto angle from watching our kitty, Lily, who brings me stuffed cat toys every day while I work. We call her our little interior decorator. I pick up the scattering of toys when I vacuum and by the time the cleaning machine is cool, the living room, and entrances to my office and bedroom are re-decorated with Lily’s stuffed baby possum, hedgehog, several tiny teddy bears, a few bird toys and various other things from her toy box.

Rags is a large cat, he’s curious, confident and full of personality. Layla is a friend of Rags’s. She’s small, quiet, shy, soft and sweet—oh yes and beautiful. She’s patterned somewhat after Lily. The other cats in the story just play cameo parts and some of them represent aspects of cats I’ve known. Isn’t that how we develop our people characters, too—from people we’ve known and aspects of others we’ve met? It’s a fun process.

If you haven’t read Catnapped, the first in the Klepto Cat Mystery Series, I invite you to order your Kindle copy today. It’s $2.99 at amazon.com. In fact, here’s the direct order page: http://amzn.to/14OCk0W Read about the cats and the people who interact with them. Catnapped is a mystery involving missing cats. It’s a murder mystery. It’s a love story. Order your copy today.

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Catnapped: A Klepto Cat Mystery

I got another Amazon review for Catnapped and it wasn’t positive. Although there were plenty of readers who loved it the way it was, I’m glad I pulled the original version of this Kindle book and replaced it with a gentler one. Although this reviewer most likely read the original, it didn’t sound as though she read far enough to know where the book was going. But the reviewer didn’t want to go there.

As you will notice as you read this ebook, I do address some truths related to cats. In my story, cats are missing. Cats do go missing in every neighborhood every year. I touch on some of the reasons why they might be missing and all of the possibilities are real—real threats to our cats. It seems that there’s more truth and reality in this book than some people are willing to face. And that’s a shame. If we close our eyes to the dangers for our cats, our cats may be in danger because of it.

The new, improved, gentler version of Catnapped is on Kindle now. cookiepartyatperrys2011-041Several reviewers and other readers have found this story to be fun, enjoyable, tantalizing and real. They like the characters, especially the rather quirky cats that walk in and out of the story. The new version has all of this PLUS.

Download your copy of Catnapped, the first in my Klepto Cat Mystery series for $2.99 for your Kindle and see what you think. If you like cats, a little romance and a good mystery, I think you’ll enjoy this book. http://amzn.to/14OCk0W

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Help! My Cat’s Gone Missing!

Today, I want to talk about cat’s disappearing. We all see signs and posters up on telephone poles and sign posts, especially this time of year, saying “Cat Missing,” or “Lost Cat.” Sometimes there’s a reward offered. Other times a plea to return Fluffy because, “we love and miss him.”

smokey-004So why do so many cats go missing and how can we protect our own cats? First and foremost, do as so many pet experts say, “Keep your cats inside.” I know, I know, some cats just won’t tolerate being cooped up, even in a spacious home. My mother’s cat—the cat I patterned Rags, the klepto cat in my story, Catnapped, after—is one of those. From day one, when Smokey was a wee kitten, he wanted to explore the out of doors. Even though he has a background as a relaxed Ragdoll cat, there’s something in his genes that makes him almost have to explore the outdoors—like he’s some Crocodile Dundee cat or something. The only time he’ll stay inside of his own volition is when it’s raining and then he pouts all day. (And since he lives in Southern California, there are not very many rainy days.)

What are some of the dangers for outside cats?
• Traffic.

• Poisoning—accidental as well as on purpose. (Folks, some of your neighbors hate cats.)

• Neighbors might be on a trapping rampage to get rid of the cats that roam into their yards.

• Cats get closed inside sheds, garages, barns and so forth.

• Cats have been known to climb into a truck, trailer or car and end up traveling for miles and miles.

• There are natural predators (coyotes, wolves, owls, eagles, hawks) and domesticated ones such as dogs and even larger cats protecting their own territories.

• And as in my story, cats are vulnerable to being catnapped for a variety of purposes—because they’re pretty or thought to be stray, to be used in experiments or as mousers where rodents are a huge problem, for example.

So what can you do to keep an outdoor cat safe? Ideally, you will force the issue of him staying indoors until he gets used to the idea. (Yeah, good luck with that one.) Cats can be extremely determined. I know one in my neighborhood whose human still can’t figure out how she was getting out. It’s as if the cat had the power to become liquid and ooze through the keyhole or under the door when no one was looking. This cat’s life ended at around five years when she was hit by a car.

Another great idea for giving in to the cat while keeping him safe is to build him an outdoor run with fenced in areas in the yard where he can romp in grass, chase butterflies and have other real cat-life experiences. This can be as simple or elaborate as you can manage. I’ve seen a couple of these wonderful “freedom” enclosures and have observed how much cats love them. Check these out: http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&fr=ytff1-tyc&va=outdoor+enclosure+for+cats

If your cat really, absolutely MUST go out,
• Always, always bring him in before dusk.

• Feed at the same time each day so he’s more apt to be ready to come in at, say, 3:30 every afternoon.

• Offer playtime inside to help him use up some of that energy and maybe he won’t feel the need to go out so often or for so long.

• Provide lots of interesting things in your yard so he won’t wander. This might include cat toys, cat trees—jungle gyms, small trees he can climb, shrubs where he can hide out, flowers and other plants that attract lizards and butterflies. Always keep fresh water outside, but you may not want to feed him outside. If you do, he may be less eager to come in when he’s hungry.

• Install one strand of electric wire around the top of your 6-foot wood or rock fence. I’ve known cats to learn the benefits of staying in their own yards after just one mild electrical shock.

• Make sure he has an escape route in case of danger—a kitty door into the garage, for example.

Some argue that even inside cats are subjected to dangers. It’s true. And I will write a post about how to keep your inside cats safe. I also know that there are some cats you just can’t keep inside and keep your sanity and his. But if you allow your cat to enjoy the great out-of-doors, do consider some of these safety measures. Remember, you are the human in charge. Of course, you want to make your kitty happy. “Devoted Cat Person” is our name and spoiling is our game, right? But it is also your responsibility to keep your cat safe.

We’ve sold over 800 copies of Catnapped, A Klepto Cat Mystery in just a scant few months. If you haven’t downloaded your copy to your Kindle, you’re in for a surprise. We’ve just replaced the original version with an improved, updated, revised edition of the book. Read it now for only $2.99. Find out why cats in Hammond, CA were being catnapped. Get to know Rags, the charming klepto cat. You’ll gasp, you’ll laugh and you may shed a tear or two during some of the more touching chapters. http://amzn.to/14OCk0W

Reviews for this charming cozy mystery are coming in. We got another five-star review yesterday.

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Catnapped Revised

The new and improved Catnapped, the first in the Klepto Cat Mystery series is up and running on Kindle. http://amzn.to/14OCk0W

As some of you know, I pulled the original (posted June of this year), after some constructive critique and have made some important adjustments. If you like cats and cozy mysteries and you haven’t read Catnapped,shady-011 now is the time to upload it to your Kindle. Don’t have a Kindle? You can download the software to your device or computer FREE from amazon.com.

So who are the cats in the story and on the book cover? And how did I come up with the story for this book? The main cat is patterned partly after my mother’s large grey-and-white cat, Smokey because he is so huge in the personality department and one of the most confident cats I’ve met. My own kitty, Lily, carries things around in her mouth. I can pick up all of her toys and put them away to vacuum or when company’s coming. Within ten minutes, she has scattered them all around the house again. So I loosely combined the traits from these two cats and created Rags.

The storyline came from my daughter who caught a guy come up onto her porch and try to walk away with her cat one day. Later, her other cat came up missing. Scuttlebutt throughout the community indicated that cats were being stolen—but why? You’ll have to read Catnapped to find out. Order your copy on Kindle now. And watch for the second in the series, Cat-Eye Witness, to be published for Kindle in October.

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The Secret of Cat Characters in Fiction

catsbirdofparadise-034It has been a blast watching the ranking for Catnapped rise, rise and rise. Catnapped is the first in my Klepto Cat Mystery series. I consider it a cozy mystery and it involves cats. One cat, in particular, steals things and this interesting trait of his, while it sometimes gets him in trouble, also serves to help in murder investigations from time to time.

Reviewers say they enjoy the story and love the characters—especially Rags, the klepto cat. Check out the book here: http://amzn.to/14OCk0W

How do my own cats feel about Rags getting all the attention these days? Lily doesn’t miss a beat. She’s at my side no matter what project I’m working on. As long as I stay where she can see me and she gets her meals, a few treats, plenty of petting and her kitty water fountain is turned on, she’s happy.

Sophie and Max are oblivious. They’d just as soon not be in the limelight—let Rags be the star. These two are just contended to have a bed to hide under and someone to count on when they need some human contact.

Rags is patterned after my mother’s cat, Smokey. His mother is a ragdoll and his father an unknown participant. Mama hoped for a lap cat who would keep her company inside for all of her days. Oh Smokey likes a lap, but only occasionally throughout the day. His passion is hunting and prowling the neighborhood. He’s an adventurer for sure. He also loves riding around on Mama’s walker seat or in a personal shopping cart. A baby or doll stroller would probably do, as well.

Is he a klepto? Nah, I made that up. That’s why I didn’t use his real name—don’t want to end up in feline court. Smokey and I already have a shaky relationship. I’m the one who has to take him to the vet and sometimes lure him inside where he stays at night. Rags’s demeanor is patterned after Smokey—his exuberance for life—his confidence—his curiosity, creativity and his way of commanding attention.

The smaller cat on the cover of Catnapped is Layla. She is modeled after Lily—soft, quiet, unassuming, cuddly, adaptable and just about as sweet as they come. Only, while Layla is a light tangerine fluff-ball, Lily is a tabby with some orange shading.

When you write fiction, you can’t help but incorporate yourself, your experiences and people/animals that you know into your story. My family members get a kick out of reading my stories because they recognize snippets of me and my life throughout. Some of them find aspects or essences of themselves woven through the story. One of my daughters is (jokingly) demanding royalties because she gave me the basis for the catnapping story. Catnapping was actually going on in her community and her cats were snatched. I took that concept and created this mystery.

Can’t wait to read Catnapped? It’s on Kindle only at this point. Download your copy here: http://amzn.to/14OCk0W

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Cozy Mystery With Cats

smokey-001Catnapped, the first in the Klepto Cat Mystery series is rising in Amazon rankings, having gone from over 300,000 to 5,746 this morning. If you haven’t checked it out yet, be sure to do so. It’s a Kindle book at Amazon. http://amzn.to/14OCk0W

The cover is charming. The main character is loosely patterned after my mom’s cat, Smokey. Here he is during a photo session.

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Photographing Cats

oaktreealylily-007Practically ever since I discovered cats and cameras, I’ve been intrigued with photographing cats. I’ve taken a LOT of pictures of our cats, neighborhood cats, friends’ cats and those I see while traveling. And probably only a fraction of the photos are half-way decent. Here are some of the problems I’ve encountered when photographing cats. If you’ve ever spent much time trying to capture your cat on film or in a digital image, you will be able to relate.

1: The cat moves out of the photo before the shutter engages. I have many pictures of my cats’ tails, a back or a butt shot.

2: Glowing eyes. Some cats’ eyes seem to reflect light more than others and often I get a shot of a cute kitty face that appears to have little flashlights for eyes.

3: Fuzzy pictures. You expect a cat in a photo to look fuzzy—they are covered in fur, for heaven sakes. But you want the picture to be sharp so you can see the detail in the kitty.

4: The cat changes position as soon as she sees the camera. Cats don’t always cooperate during a photo shoot. I can’t count the times I will see one of our cats doing something really cute. But by the time I retrieve a camera, they have stopped rolling around with the toy mouse in their paws, licking another cat’s face, sitting up like a prairie dog, sleeping all sprawled out like a gangly dog, or watching a bird through the window, for example. A kitten will often rush over to play with the camera strap that dangles down so invitingly while you try to snap a photo.

So what does it take to get a good photo of your cat? That’s easy:
• Patience—lots of patience.
• Luck.
• Timing.

Here are some tips:
1: Keep your camera (or camera phone) nearby at all times.
2: Pay close attention to your cat. You never know when she’s going to do something photo-worthy.
3: Snap a lot of pictures.
4: For the glowing eye problem, try to take the photo in bright light with no flash so you don’t get the flashback. Or catch the cat looking away from the camera. It is those straight-on face shots taken with a flash that are most likely to result the glowing eyes.

Who knows, you may get a video worth posting on YouTube or a winning county fair photo.

Catnapped
If you like cute kitty pictures, be sure to look at the great cover design by Bernadette Kazmarski on my latest book, Catnapped, A Klepto Cat Mystery. And order a copy of this cozy mystery for your Kindle. It’s only $2.99. http://amzn.to/14OCk0W

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Sophie


This is Sophie. She is our middle kitty child. She was about 10 weeks old when someone rescued her from the streets and took her to a local veterinarian who donated time each week spaying and neutering colony cats. “This one’s different,” the vet told his assistant. “I think she might socialize.”

The assistant knew that we had recently lost our 17-year-old Himalayan and called to see if we had room in our hearts for a little feral. We drove the 30 miles to see her and brought her home that day. She wasn’t too fond of us at first, but when we opened the carrier, she looked out and spotted Winfield, our white odd-eye (see him pictured above). She rushed over to him and pushed her little body against him as if absolutely delighted to meet up with another of her kind. We hadn’t prepared Winfield for the small intruder, however, and this took him by surprise. He took surprises in his stride, though and accepted Sophie with grace.

Sophie is nearly 9 years old now and an important part of our kitty family. As with all kittens that come with baggage, she had some adjustments to make, but make them, she did (and so did we).

Sophie is a low-maintenance cat. She used to work for me in my office. Now, as you can see, she just naps in my file drawer. Her favorite task was retrieving incoming faxes. She also works as a shredding machine. She’d hear the ring of the fax machine and run into my office. She’d sit and wait and wait until the fax came through and then she would grab it, run into the living room and shred it. We had to watch closely if we were expecting a fax.

She no longer retrieves faxes, but she still loves to shred paper.

Sophie love, love, loves to curl up in a laps. She enjoys a vigorous petting session. And she likes being combed. But she will not allow anyone to pick her up. Put your hands on her as if you’re going to confine her and she becomes the slipperiest eel of a cat you’ve ever seen. We’re sure she can turn herself inside out, she’s so fast and elusive.

Her favorite kitty friend is Lily. They have become great friends and they do enjoy tearing around the house in pursuit of one another. She doesn’t care much for Max and delights in chasing him out of the room when he joins us in the evening. She is the biggest bully where Max is concerned and Max is a tiny, wimp of a kitty in his own eyes. In reality, he outweighs Sophie by nearly 10 pounds. I guess it’s all in your self image.

When I wrote Catnapped, a Klepto Cat Mystery, I incorporated traits and characteristics from several cats that I know and have known. You’ll find hints of Max, Lily and Sophie in this and some of the upcoming stories in the series. Sophie doesn’t take her certain fame nearly as seriously as Lily does, however. Lily is our princess. She loves the camera. Sophie, on the other hand, is likely to slither away from the Paparazzi and peer out from under a piece of furniture or blanket with only her green eyes showing.

Order your copy of Catnapped for your Kindle at Amazon.com today. http://amzn.to/14OCk0W

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Introducing Max

This is Max when he was just a youngster and how he looks today–at 15 years.

We found Max in our woodpile in June of 1998. He and his two sisters were living with their teen-age mother cat among the stacks of wood and pallets. The kittens weren’t more than about 3 and a half weeks old and skittish as all get out. Yup, Mom taught them to be afraid of their own shadows. Max is still a scaredy cat for the most part, but has learned to live inside with us, enjoy a cozy lap (on his terms), be present when kitty treats are handed out and enjoy being petted–until he’s had enough. He is cooperative when we trim his claws and he likes being combed until we come to a little knot in his fur.

Our biggest challenge with Max is his toilet habits. After years of cleaning up after him and trying to guess at and accommodate his peculiar needs (we even had a cat psychic talk to him once), we’ve discovered that he prefers newspaper to kitty litter. I don’t mean scraps of newspaper–he wants the newspaper laid out in his litter box or on the floor. Sigh!!!

Read more about Max in Catscapades, True Cat Tales. And if you like a cozy mystery, be sure to download my first novel, Catnapped to your Kindle. You’ll find it at Amazon.com.

What kind of cat is Max? His mother was a tiny all black kitty. One sister was all black and one was black and white. He resembles a snowshoe. He weighs in at 16 pounds. He’s one heavy, chunky cat. I noticed the other day that when he stands, there are just a scant 3 inches between the fur on his belly and the floor, desk, bed, table–or wherever he is standing.

He’s always been an agile kitty, but he has trouble now jumping up on my desk or bed, so we bought him some stairs. Do you think he’ll even look at them? No! Lily kitty keeps showing him how to use the stairs, but he won’t have anything to do with them. Is it pride or just pure stubbornness?

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