{"id":3112,"date":"2018-12-03T06:34:57","date_gmt":"2018-12-03T14:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/?p=3112"},"modified":"2018-12-03T06:34:57","modified_gmt":"2018-12-03T14:34:57","slug":"mindful-monday-true-to-life-klepto-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/?p=3112","title":{"rendered":"Mindful Monday \u2013 True to Life Klepto Cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2013\" src=\"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/lilymouse-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/lilymouse-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/lilymouse-375x500.jpg 375w, https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/lilymouse.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/>Just so you know, my klepto cat stories aren\u2019t actually as fictitious as you might think. While I may not be depicting a particular cat involved in a specific incident, my cat tales are truly and charmingly realistic. Yes, Virginia, there are cats who steal things. I have one and I\u2019ve heard of others, but I\u2019ve never seen as many little kleptos until a friend shared a video with me. I\u2019m sorry that I couldn\u2019t find a link so I could share it with you.<\/p>\n<p>In that video, I watched a cat take money from a purse, pull an item of clothing under a closed door and take off with it, steal food from a dog, take a slice of pizza from a plate and run away with it, grab a skein of yarn and run through the house with it, and even pilfer a whole loaf of bread.<\/p>\n<p>In this hilarious video, a cat sneaks in and takes a fax as it\u2019s coming through. Our Sophie<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1841\" src=\"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Lilypossum-177x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"177\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Lilypossum-177x300.jpg 177w, https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Lilypossum-295x500.jpg 295w, https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Lilypossum.jpg 348w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 177px) 100vw, 177px\" \/> used to do that, and she\u2019d shred it before we could read it. Lily will lift a sneaky paw and swipe food from my plate when I\u2019m not looking, and she won\u2019t leave her stuffed toys in the basket. Oh, she doesn\u2019t play with them, she just grasps them in her mouth and brings them to me. At night, she decorates the house with them. Oops, she just now brought me her baby otter toy.<\/p>\n<p>The funniest and by far the cutest thievery I saw on this video was a cat gingerly easing a pacifier from a baby\u2019s mouth and running away with it.<\/p>\n<p>Rags, in my Klepto Cat Mysteries, has sneaked away with a lot of items, but never in my imagination did I consider having him steal a baby\u2019s pacifier while the baby\u2019s using it. I guess that proves that cats are even more clever than we can imagine them to be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just so you know, my klepto cat stories aren\u2019t actually as fictitious as you might think. While I may not be depicting a particular cat involved in a specific incident, my cat tales are truly and charmingly realistic. Yes, Virginia, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/?p=3112\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,28,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3112"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3112"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3113,"href":"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3112\/revisions\/3113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matilijapress.com\/catscapades\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}